Things Overheard

Strenuous observance of certain basic principles designed in part to sustain mutual enjoyment.

Despite repeated violent objections on the part of Bishop Lamberton, the heathen Rite of Spring was observed that year right in the middle of olde town square, to the great enjoyment of the gardeners.

In peacetime, these puppies are used for ballast.

Semi-literate walking public service announcement.

Don’t forget, you’re smaller than a breadcrumb.

A river runs through it, and now, that river is polluted.

I bought a pair of shoes at the foot locker down on the third street promenade and those two shoes are now tied together by their laces and dangling from a lamppost at the corner of Crenshaw and Slausson, and yet here I am, telling the tale.

To whom, from whom, or what?

Enter the world’s greatest accordion player, to the chagrin of all save William.

When was the last time you saw them?

Stuffin.